Funny, awkward, and perfectly relatable. The “Apparently It’s Rude to Poke Someone on the Forehead and Say ‘Skip Intro’ When They Start Talking” T-shirt is made for anyone who knows the struggle of impatiently waiting for the main point. It’s a hilarious nod to that little inner voice that just wants to fast-forward life’s boring moments.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, introverts, and anyone who’s ever silently judged small talk, this tee combines everyday comfort with a statement that’s impossible to ignore.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, effortless vibe
• High-quality print built to last
• Ideal for casual wear, lounging, or gifting someone with zero patience for chit-chat
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |