Funny, savage, and unapologetically rude. The “You're About As Pleasant As An Itchy Asshole” T-shirt is the perfect way to describe someone whose personality is about as enjoyable as an extremely annoying inconvenience. With a brutally ridiculous comparison and plenty of attitude, this statement tee delivers an insult that's impossible to forget.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, savage friends, brutally honest people, and anyone who enjoys crude humor and outrageous one-liners, this tee is sure to get laughs, shocked reactions, and plenty of knowing looks.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
