Funny, sarcastic, and unapologetically unbothered. The “Damn I Forgot To Pay My Feelings' Bill This Month. My Shit Disconnected.” T-shirt turns emotional detachment into a hilarious utility shutoff notice. This witty statement tee is perfect for anyone whose feelings have officially been disconnected and whose patience is running on absolutely nothing.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, emotionally unbothered people, witty friends, brutally honest women, and anyone who loves clever humor about having zero fucks left to give, this tee is sure to spark laughs, smiles, and knowing reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with an unapologetically unbothered attitude
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
