Funny, dark, and unapologetically savage. The “Don't Test Me. I've Watched So Many Murder Shows, They'll Never Find You.” T-shirt delivers an exaggerated warning wrapped in true-crime humor. This edgy statement tee is perfect for anyone who binge-watches murder shows and loves turning their questionable patience into a hilariously dramatic threat.
Perfect for true-crime fans, sarcastic personalities, dark-humor lovers, sassy women, and anyone who enjoys edgy jokes with a little attitude, this tee is sure to spark laughs, shocked smiles, and knowing reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a wickedly dark sense of humor
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
