Funny, confident, and gloriously self-aware — this “I Stay A Bit Overweight Because It Wouldn’t Be Fair To Skinny People If I Were This Intelligent, Attractive, Funny, And Thin” T-shirt is made for those who combine humor, confidence, and personality in larger-than-life fashion.
It’s sarcasm, body confidence, and unapologetic self-love all wrapped into one hilarious statement design.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Bold, eye-catching text design with a witty, empowering twist
• Ideal for casual wear, lounging, or showing off your personality in style
• Great gift for confident individuals who know they’re already bringing enough greatness to the table
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
