Bold, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, the “Riding My Tail Doesn’t Make Me Speed Up—It Makes Me Want to Test Your Insurance Policy” T-shirt delivers a clear message with humor and attitude. Perfect for drivers who’ve had enough of tailgaters, this tee turns everyday road rage into a laugh-out-loud statement.
Made for confident, witty personalities who appreciate smart sarcasm, this shirt pairs comfort with a message that speaks for itself—no horn required.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a laid-back feel
• High-quality print built to last
• Ideal for casual wear, road trips, or gifting your favorite no-nonsense driver
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
