Funny, self-aware, and a little brutally honest — this “I Try To Avoid Things That Make Me Fat Like Scales, Mirrors, And Photographs” T-shirt is made for those who embrace humor as the best coping mechanism.
• It’s sarcasm, confidence, and relatable body-image jokes all wrapped into one bold statement design that gets instant laughs.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Bold, eye-catching text design with a witty, playful tone
• Ideal for casual wear, lounging, or everyday outings
• Great gift for anyone who loves funny, self-deprecating humor and doesn’t take life too seriously
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |