Funny, confident, and unapologetically selective. The “I Am Not Rude. I Am Selectively Nice, And You Weren't Selected” T-shirt is for anyone who believes kindness is earned, not automatically included. With a clever twist on being “rude,” this statement tee delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm, attitude, and brutally honest humor.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, introverts, strong personalities, and anyone who enjoys witty comebacks and setting boundaries with a sense of humor, this tee is sure to get laughs, smirks, and knowing looks.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a selective sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
